What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

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By the "M" on his pajamas.

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.