What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.