What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

What's worst than one bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.