What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.