What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?

Fang letters !

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !