What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

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What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

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What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !