What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

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What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.