What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's