What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

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What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet