What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

Receipt Jokes More Receipt Jokes

Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.