What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver?

Celebrity names dropping.

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What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

Receipt Jokes More Receipt Jokes

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill