Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

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Cher Jokes More Cher Jokes

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

Receipt Jokes More Receipt Jokes

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.