Receipt Jokes

Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.