What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

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What do tall people and black people have in common?

They have no one to look up to.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."