What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

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How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.