What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"