What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )