What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.