What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

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Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What is Adam's brother called?

Subtractem

Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.