What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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How do you save a pirate's life?

C P Arrr!

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes