Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.