What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Why does the Buick Century have that name?

It's the average age of someone who drives one.

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What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

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What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

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Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

art

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.