What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

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Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

Whats 10 inches?

What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common?

Rufi-ooooooo!

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

A: Pretty good

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.