What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

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What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

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What's the most reliable thing about a Honda?

It's theft rate.

Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas?

Because they're reliable, quality made cars.