What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

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What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

How can you drive so recklessly?

Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.

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What do you call a trombone player who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas?

Because they're reliable, quality made cars.