A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
In the trunk of a car.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
He was mini cooped up for to long.
Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
Feyonc
A sandy hook.
An algebra
Credit to
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
A: Pretty good
Smelling salts.
It's theft rate.
