What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

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How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

A: Pretty good

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.