What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

Where does he get off?

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Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?

because he can't lace them.

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)