What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

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Snow Petrol!

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How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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He just wasn't really Inuit...

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

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Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

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Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas?

Because they're reliable, quality made cars.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)