What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !

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Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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Where are the cleanest bathrooms on college campuses?

The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

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What would Bill Cosby's name be if he was Russian?

Vladimir Puddin'

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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What's the most reliable thing about a Honda?

It's theft rate.

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.