What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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Where does he get off?

credit to Hampton Yount)

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

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What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas?

Because they're reliable, quality made cars.