A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.
With parts unknown.
A hundred dollar bill.
Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**
It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.
He went back to square one....
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.
HIP HOP
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
