Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?

because he can't lace them.

Previous Random Joke Next

Bill Cosby Jokes More Bill Cosby Jokes

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Lace Jokes More Lace Jokes

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

What do you say to your laces to make them go away?

Shoo laces