Lace Jokes

What do you say to your laces to make them go away?

Shoo laces

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How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?

because he can't lace them.

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!