I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

Lace Jokes More Lace Jokes

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?

because he can't lace them.