I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

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A widow.

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What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

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It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

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they're investing in wheel estate.

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What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

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What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

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I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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What do you say to your laces to make them go away?

Shoo laces

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..