I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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C's the day !

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

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Because he tripped

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He had tripped a fan.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?

because he can't lace them.