Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

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What makes Stevie wonder?

What everything looks like.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

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A bright eye deer.

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Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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plague-arism

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

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Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!