It was a sting operation.
Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
Because they always get stoned
I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.
Pig in a blanket.
So he could protect and serve.
Sting operation, of course!