What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

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What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

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Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

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What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.