Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes?

I dino-bore! . I'm sorry.

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How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth