What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

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What is the biggest plot twist in spanish soap operas?

When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother

Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

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What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p