What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

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When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

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Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

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What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.