What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

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Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.