What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

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Who's that running?

Not Tom

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

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Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!