What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

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What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!