What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

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What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Christler Jokes More Christler Jokes

What's Jesus' favorite car?

A Christler.

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler