What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

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Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.