Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?

A penny-farthing.

What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.