Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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What's the most terrifying gift your SO/Family can buy for you?

Reddit gold.

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.