What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

What is a dogs favourite flower ?

Anything in your garden !

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What did the ill kitty say to the playful puppy?

Not right meow, I have a headache."

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.