What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.