What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

What is the best cure for a headache?

DECAPITATION!!!

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up