What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

What is the best cure for a headache?

DECAPITATION!!!

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor