A Barkeologist.
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger
Digging for booty.
Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.