What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

New Dog Jokes More New Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.