What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

What is a primate's ideal salary?

A gorillian dollars per year.

New Dog Jokes More New Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.