What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.