What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

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What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.