What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?

The tiger lily !

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.