What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.