What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.