What does a pimp do when his garden nee...

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom?

r/showerthoughts

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!