What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?

Hoe Mow

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"