School Shooter Jokes

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

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