Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

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What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.