Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

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Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

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What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

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Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.