Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

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What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

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Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What do you call a sick Pokemon?

Pikachoo

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Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

What did Jamal get for Christmas?

Your Bike

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Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.