Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

What do a man and a rubix cube have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

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What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

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What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.