Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees