Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

What do you call an Italian Yeti?

A Spaghyeti!

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.