Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

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How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What do you call an Italian with erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giuseppe

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.