What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

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How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.