What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

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He has a reptile dysfunction.

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Ereptile dysfunction

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What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon