What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.