What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.