What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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A reptile dysfunction

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.