How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is a neckbeard's favorite denomination of time?

M'llenium

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What the 0 said to the 8 ?

Nice belt, dude !

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

What didn't you do?

My homework"