How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

Who's the handsome man here?

And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!