How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going