How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.