Dude,I already did my time.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
a poop
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
Men at Work
Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.
Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
I don't know, just some dude.
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.