Who are you with?

and "Just heard our song"

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

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Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.