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What do you call a castrated German?

A Munich

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

A: Because deep down they are really nice.

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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

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