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What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Permit Jokes More Permit Jokes

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Survey Jokes More Survey Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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