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What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

What do you call fake German currency?

Question marks

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

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