Survey Jokes

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

German Jokes More German Jokes

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

How do you say "bra" in german?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

1 10 Jokes More 1 10 Jokes

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Permit Jokes More Permit Jokes

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts