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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

1 Baby Jokes More 1 Baby Jokes

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

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Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

10 1 Jokes More 10 1 Jokes

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

10 Tree Jokes More 10 Tree Jokes

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.