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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

Why is 2 dimensional soda not popular?

Because it's always flat.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.