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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

Trashcan Jokes More Trashcan Jokes

What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

10 1 Jokes More 10 1 Jokes

What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.