Do you even have a permit for this survey?!
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Smirnoff ISIS
They'll tell you.
It was important not to fall off the wagon.
Because they couldn't cross the streams.
Mosquitoes
Muslim Bale
Nine and three quarters.
An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey
Sep-timber
A: The cow fell on her.
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
It weighed too much for its scales !
Because they all had a tare
Vanilla Isis.
They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.