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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What's a Muslim's favourite musician?

Shari'ah Carey

American Jokes More American Jokes

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Because he had his own scales !

What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

Oregon Jokes More Oregon Jokes

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

What do you call the armed group in Oregon?

Vanilla Isis.

1 10 Jokes More 1 10 Jokes

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

Survey Jokes More Survey Jokes

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Oregon Trail Jokes More Oregon Trail Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.