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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Oregon Jokes More Oregon Jokes

What do you call the armed group in Oregon?

Vanilla Isis.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say car troubles in German?

Mein Karmph

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Oregon Trail Jokes More Oregon Trail Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.