Permit Jokes

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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Oregon Trail Jokes More Oregon Trail Jokes

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

1 10 Jokes More 1 10 Jokes

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

Oregon Jokes More Oregon Jokes

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

What do you call the armed group in Oregon?

Vanilla Isis.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.