What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

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What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious

What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

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Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.