What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

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Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.