What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

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How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.