What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

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Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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How does god receive prayers?

knee-mail

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.