Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

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Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.