Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

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What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

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What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.