Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."