What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

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What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside