What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

Previous Random Joke Next
Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

Who's gonna drive her?

That's right. You.

Audi Jokes More Audi Jokes

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"