Smirnoff Isis Jokes

What do teenage terrorists drink?

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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To the foobar.

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Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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Syrian Mckellen

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How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali