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What do teenage terrorists drink?

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

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Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow?

A moo-slim.

What do you call an Islamic cow?

A Mooslim

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Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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