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What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

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What do teenage terrorists drink?

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

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What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy