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What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

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What do teenage terrorists drink?

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

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Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow?

A moo-slim.

What do you call an Islamic pilot?

A pilot, you racist.