Smirnoff Jokes

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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Coffee Mug

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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Permit Jokes More Permit Jokes

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a drunken Muslim?

A: Mohammered.

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

Smirnoff Isis Jokes More Smirnoff Isis Jokes

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.