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What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

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Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

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What do teenage terrorists drink?

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Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow?

A moo-slim.

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Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

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What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.