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What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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Which is an Islamic trait?

A.heading B.heading C.heading

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

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How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

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