Smirnoff Jokes

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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Bernard pushed him under a truck...

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Crumbs!

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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What do teenage terrorists drink?

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They'll tell you.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

What do you get if you drink too much Gin?

A double Gin