Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS