Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

What do white girls drink from?

OC Muggs!

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Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.