Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

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What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

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What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

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What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."