What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.

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Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease