What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.

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What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

cough* *cough*

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

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What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease