What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

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Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

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How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.