What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

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What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.