What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

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What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.