Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

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What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"

What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.