Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

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What is a Muslims favourite video game?

Goat simulator

What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle?

Kafir rider

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.