Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets