Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

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What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.