Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.