Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.