Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part