Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

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What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

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Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.