Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

Coffin Break Jokes More Coffin Break Jokes

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.