Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

Coffin Break Jokes More Coffin Break Jokes

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.