What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

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What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What do you call a reptile detective ?

An investigator Sorry