What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.