What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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What is the primary job of an alligator?

make allegations

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.