What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.