What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Which alligator lives in the arctic?

The refridgegator.

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.