Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake