Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

Previous Random Joke Next

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What is the primary job of an alligator?

make allegations

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.